Lutz, woo me with your tortured syntactical artistry.
This man has read 250 dictionaries of grammar usage.
He reads books backwards. (I don't always care what happens much either.)
He read The New Yorker in order to analyze punctuation, which is not a bad reason to start reading The New Yorker.
As a follow-up to my previous mention of Gary Lutz, here is a lovely little Q&A with the man,
reposted from Eugene Lim.
Watch it and experience brief self-conscious language paralysis, or seduction.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFlzYH-fYoM
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ReplyDeleteoh and:
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ReplyDeleteis he referring to the em dash when he talks about hypens? i love the em dash. did you know a line of text should be about 30 em dashes long in order to optimize readability? typography is fun
ReplyDeletewell, you got your em dash; you got your en dash; you got your dash. i too am an avid em dasher.
ReplyDeletedo you ever go out with your glasses on?
ReplyDeleteno never. only when i first get my glasses but then they get heavy and lose appeal. do you? i have a feeling your vision is perfect.
ReplyDeleteah, of course you know the myriad and sundry dashes—you've got bona fide editor credentials.
ReplyDeleteare you kidding me I got glasses when I was five
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